Gross Songs |
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I'll go out and dig some worms;
Long thin skinny ones;
Big fat juicy ones,
See how they wriggle and
squirm.
Bite their heads off,
Suck their juice out,
Throw their skins away,
Nobody knows how much I thrive
On worms three times a day.
Long thin skinny ones slip down easily,
Big fat juicy ones stick;
Hold your head back,
Squeeze their tail,
And their juice just goes
drip, drip.
[Tune: The Old Gray Mare]
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated
monkey meat, dirty little pigeon's feet.
All mixed up with a pile of poison possum pus, and me without
my spoon.
And me without my spoon; and me without spoon.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, and me without
my spoon. [We'll use a straw!]